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Alright, motha truckas! So today is Saturday and I'm guessing a bunch of you are going to go out partying tonight, but before you do, listen up because I've got some pretty interesting stuff that I know you all would love to hear about!

BOOK PUBLISHED TO HELP CHILDREN UNDERSTAND HOMELAND SECURITY

My First Cavity Search Cover

Yep, you read the title of the book right, "My First Cavity Search". Homeland Security decided that it would be a great idea to publish a book teaching children about cavity searches. So basically this book is the opposite of "Everyone Poops", because instead of something coming out of your butt, something is going in...awkward! I seriously don't understand why they would make this. On the cover of the book it says "Helping your child understand why he may pose a threat to National Security"...seriously?! I would never buy my child this book. Even I don't want to read this book, it seems so weird. The security guards look so excited for this cavity search, does that not creep anyone out? I just don't get how they could actually sell this. What do you think? Would you buy this book for your child?

ANIMATED MOVIE ABOUT MARK ZUCKERBERG
Story from Vulture

Animated Mark Zuckerberg

Alright, so I'm going to guess that most of you saw The Social Network, the movie about Mark Zuckerberg and the founding of Facebook. I for one thought it was a phenomenal movie, and I guess so did Bluewater Productions because not only are they publishing a comic book about Zuckerberg called Mark Zuckerberg and the Found, but they are also teaming up with Hayden 5 Media to make an animated movie based off of the comic book.

I think that the story of how Facebook came to be is a great story. There's betrayal, lying, all that jazz. But I honestly think we can stop at The Social Network and its literary counterpart, Accidental Billionaires. I mean Barack Obama was in an issue of Spider-Man, but an entire comic book about Mark Zuckerberg? And then an animated movie based off of that comic book? That just seems like a bad idea. I mean who knows, maybe it'll be good, but we shall have to see in December when the comic book comes out. What do you think about an animated movie about Facebook?

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IS THE MAN

THE GREATEST MAN ALIVE!

Neil Patrick Harris or to some, NPH, is hands down the greatest man ever to walk the earth. Now if you're reading this blog and have no idea who NPH is, you should probably go look in the mirror, ask yourself "What have I wasted my life doing?" and then smack your face multiple times. Neil Patrick Harris has been on TV, on Broadway, in movies, he's hosted awards shows, he's done it all and he does it right. He is always amazing in anything he does and I think that America and the world need to recognize this. Recently a friend of mine posted a video on my wall that exhibits just how awesome and epic Neil Patrick Harris is and it made me want to tell the world, so I figured why not talk about him on my blog.

Neil Patrick Harris was on Doogie Howser, M.D. when he was 16 years old. He played a 16 year old genius doctor. I've recently just started watching this show, and it's great! It's very 80s/90s, and I love it! Very funny and awesome! You can totally see the Neil Patrick Harris of now in his 16 year old self, just by the mannerisms and everything. About a month ago, I started watching How I Met Your Mother, a show that NPH is currently on. He is so epic on it! I've already talked about it on my blog, but Neil Patrick Harris plays Barney Stinson who is just full of awesomeness, and is basically Neil Patrick Harris, but straight. Oh yeah, if you didn't know, Neil Patrick Harris is gay. So if you are a girl reading this blog and want Neil Patrick Harris to have babies with you, sorry, can't happen, he likes dudes. Anyway, he's been in both Harold and Kumar movies and will be in the third. He's also been in Rent on Broadway and directed it at The Hollywood Bowl in LA. NPH also has a web movie called Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog and it is genius! You really have to check it out! These are just a few of the awesome things he's done. And yes, I get that many other actors may have been in movies and TV and Broadway, but Neil Patrick Harris is hands down the best of all the different forms of entertainment. I said it before and I will say it again, Neil Patrick Harris is the man! Below are two videos displaying NPH's awesomeness:

Alright, so I hope you enjoyed my blog tonight. Don't party too hard tonight, cause next week is Thanksgiving and thats when the real partying begins! Wooo! Pilgrims and Native Americans!!! Anyway, have a good night, I hope it's interesting.

If you like what you read today, come back and read again...and if you didn't "GO F*** YOURSELF!" Only joking, come back tomorrow and see if you like that. These are the things that I live, see, and hear everyday, they interest me and I hope they interest you. Thanks for checking out my blog!

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